The Prequel

Ice Cream Cherry Pie is an indulgent hybrid derived from the self-crossing of McFlurry, a strain known for its sweet, creamy, and fruity characteristics. The aromatic profile is reminiscent of a freshly baked cherry pie, featuring prominent notes of sweet cherries, vanilla, and a hint of buttery crust. On the palate, it delivers a rich, dessert-like experience, with flavors of ripe cherries and creamy vanilla culminating in a smooth, satisfying finish. The effects are balanced, providing a euphoric uplift accompanied by gentle relaxation, making it suitable for both social settings and personal relaxation.

Alpha Skunk 45 x Raspberry Moon Cheese
Alpha Skunk Cheese presents a masterclass in pungency, marrying the unmistakable musky, fuel-forward, skunky aroma of Alpha Skunk 45 with the creamy, fruit-infused umami of Raspberry Moon Cheese. The bouquet is immediately bold?fermented fruit, tangy cheese rind, and a sharp, almost acrid skunk presence that lingers in the air. The palate softens slightly, revealing nutty undertones and a hint of forest floor. The effects are strong yet balanced, delivering a euphoric headspace with a deep physical calm, ideal for those who appreciate a complex, full-bodied sensory experience.

(GLITTER BOMB X RASPBERRY MOON CHEESE) Raspberry Bomb is a visually striking strain characterized by its dense trichome coverage, which gives it a shimmering appearance. Its aromatic profile is warm and inviting, with distinct notes of brown sugar, berries, freshly baked pastries, cheese, and buttered bread. The effects are balanced, offering a sense of uplifting euphoria coupled with physical relaxation, making it a versatile option for those seeking both mental clarity and comfort.

FX3 (aka Fire Flame Fuego) is a strain created by crossing the original Strawberry strain and Udder Madness. The social effects make this strain a great option for a night out with friends. When it comes to effects, the high starts with an euphoric and uplifting effect that boosts creativity and energizes the body, promoting sociability and a sense of connection. The aroma profile is citrusy and tropical, with notes of pineapple, mango, and orange, with sweet, candy-like notes. FX3 is a great option for treating symptoms stemming from conditions such as stress, pain, and fatigue, as well as lack of appetite. In terms of cultivation finishes flowering in about 7 to 8 weeks.

Barf Breath packs slightly Indica-leaning genetics, an above-average THC content, and an amazing blend of flavors. This hybrid is the result of crossbreeding The Don Mega with Giggle Gas, leading to a fascinating and flavorful strain suited for any time of day. Flavorwise, the Barf Breath profile brings a delightful blend of garlicy funk, tropical notes, and sweet grapes with an unmistakable GMO-like pungency. The Barf Breath high is deeply relaxing and soothing, putting you in a creative and talkative mindset while the Indica genes work their magic at putting you at ease, both physically and mentally. It’s an ideal strain for winding down with loved ones or friends after a long and hectic day. When it comes to medical usage, Barf Breath shouldn’t be overlooked when seeking relief from acute or chronic stress, anxiety-related conditions, mild pain, and sleeping disorders, including insomnia. Should need anything between 55 and 65 days of flowering and produce above-average yields.

Udder Madness is a slightly Indica-leaning hybrid by Solfire Gardens that they often use in their breeding projects. It’s the result of crossbreeding Bitties and Mind Flayer, resulting in an extremely flavorful cultivar with effects that are best suited for evening use. When it comes to aroma and flavor, Udder Madness brings together rich banana cream with vanilla milkshake-like notes, sweet candy, and hints of diesel. Consumers should know that they’re in for a relaxing and equally euphoric high. Expect increased creativity levels, a surge of happy thoughts, and a deepening sense of calm that will leave you completely at ease without much lethargy. Medical patients should know that Udder Madness is a great addition to their pharmacopeia when dealing with depression, acute stress, or anxiety-related issues of a chronic nature. Cultivators should prepare for medium-tall plants that need between 8 and 9.5 weeks of flowering to produce high yields of highly aromatic and resinous buds.

Butter Balm, a delectably flavorful hybrid cultivar with Indica-driven genetics. This strain was achieved by crossbreeding Trap Trufflez with Udder Madness. Before the effects, the first thing you’ll notice about Butter Balm is its flavor profile, creating an almost impossible blend of butter, caramel, diesel, vanilla, sweetness, and gas on a bed of creaminess. Mesmerizing, in every sense of the word. The Butter Balm effects are mainly Indica-like, so expect happy and creative thoughts with fits of euphoria while your body slowly gives in to a deepening tranquillity that will turn you into a couch potato if you let it. On the medical side of things, Butter Balm shines for patients dealing with depression, chronic stress, and anxiety-related issues. Growing this strain means you’re in for high yields of highly resinous buds. Expect a flowering cycle ranging between 60 and 70 days.

Pink Milk is a new and delectable cultivar created by Solfire Gardens, combining all the best traits of its parent strains Bahama Mama and Udder Madness. It’s an Indica-leaning but rather balanced hybrid. When consumed, this strain releases a fruity and slightly tropical flavor profile, consisting mainly of sweet, tart berries infused with hints of rich vanilla. The Pink Milk high causes balanced effects that will put you in a great mood before you know it, infusing your mind with waves of intensifying happiness and euphoria before turning more relaxing and slightly sedative in nature, making it a great choice for any time of day but specifically for early evenings when you don’t have to bother about things to do. Medically, Pink Milk shines as an aid for people suffering from depression, mild anxiety, and chronic stress. Growers should know that these plants show medium to high hash potential and need between 56 and 70 days to finish flowering.

(Double Vision (Triangle Kush x Skunk 91) x White Cherry Wedding Cake) x Royal Headrush)

Medium to Tall Stretch, 9-10 weeks flowering

Flavor profiles: Kush, Gas, Skunk, Dank, Burnt Matches, Sulphur, Chocolate, Pine, Coffee, Fuel, Earth

(Terp Drip F2 (Cereal Milk x Royal Goo) x Banana Punch)

Plant Info: Medium Height 8-10 Weeks Flowering

Flavor profiles: Banana, Grapes, Incense, Kush, Floral, Sweet Desserts, Marshmallows, Lucky Charms, Berry, Creamy, Granola

(Ice Cream Cake x Orange Headrush) X Mecha Godzilla)

Medium Stretch, 8-9 weeks flowering

Flavor profiles: Citrus, Kush, Creamy, Earthy, Juniper, Gassy

(Original Haze X Blackout Truffle F2)
Plant Info: tall Height, 10-14 weeks flowering

Flavor profiles: pepper, pine, mothball, chem, funk, kush, thai spice, sandalwood

(Ghost Og x Orange Zkittlez) x Mecha Godzilla)

Medium Stretch, 8-9 weeks flowering

Flavor profiles: Dank, Citrus, Orange, Juniper, Vinyl, Heavy Gas, Kush

(Peach Ringz x Nag Champa F1)

Medium Stretch, 9-10 weeks flowering

Flavor profiles: Peaches, Candy, Pineapples, Incense, Exotic Fruits, Papayas, Mangos, Tropical, Gas, Funk

Deep Chunk F14 (Deep Chunk F13 x Deep Chunk F13)

Short Height, 8-9 weeks flowering

Flavor Profiles: Earthy, Kushy, Chocolate, Coffee, Gas, Dank, Myrcene, Pine

Deep Chunk is an old world Kush originally bred by Tom Hill Seeds. Its a pure Kush line that hasn’t been outcrossed or hybridized.

(Meatbreath F2 x Pineapple Sorbet)

Medium Stretch, 9-10 weeks flowering

Flavor profiles: Italian Spices, Meat, Meatballs, Candy, Pineapples

UK Cheese, also known as Exodus Cheese, is a classic cannabis strain renowned for its unique flavor profile and potent effects. It's a phenotype of Skunk #1, developed by English farmers through inbreeding, making it an Indica-dominant hybrid with an 80/20 Indica to Sativa ratio. The strain's aroma is distinct, with a blend of cheesy, skunky, and sweet notes that make it instantly recognizable. The effects of UK Cheese are notably relaxing, with a euphoric buzz that can induce hunger, making it a great choice for those looking to stimulate appetite. With THC levels reaching up to 23% and CBD around 1%, this strain delivers strong psychoactive effects that can help alleviate pain, insomnia, and anxiety. Its high is often described as well-rounded, offering both physical relaxation and mental euphoria. Growers will find UK Cheese to be a robust strain, well-suited to both indoor and outdoor cultivation. It prefers a mild, temperate climate and can flower in about 8-9 weeks indoors.

A cross of Durban Poison and a Hawaiian landrace called The Blood.
The mother was The Blood, and the father was Durban Poison. 14-16 wks flowering time.

(Lunar Cheese x Gelato 41) Moon Cheese Gelato is a refined hybrid that marries the dessert-like qualities of Gelato 41 with the complex flavors of Lunar Cheese. The bouquet presents a captivating fusion of sweet, creamy gelato notes intertwined with subtle hints of berries and a distinct cheesy undertone. Upon consumption, the palate is treated to a smooth, velvety experience, balancing sweetness with savory nuances. The effects are both uplifting and relaxing, providing mental clarity alongside physical ease, making it an ideal choice for various occasions.

((DJ Shorts Blueberry x Kryptonite) x UK Cheese) x Animal Cookies

Raspberry Moon Cheese is a sophisticated hybrid that artfully combines the robust genetics of Lunar Cheese and Animal Cookies. The aromatic profile is a harmonious blend of sweet, fruity notes and creamy, cheesy undertones, reminiscent of a rich raspberry cheesecake. On the palate, it delivers a complex interplay of berry sweetness and savory cheese, culminating in a smooth, satisfying finish. The effects are balanced, offering a gentle cerebral uplift accompanied by soothing physical relaxation, making it suitable for both daytime indulgence and evening unwinding.

(Lemon Guru Kush x Lunar Cheese)

Lemon Guru Cheese is an intriguing hybrid that blends the zesty, citrus-forward characteristics of Lemon Guru Kush with the rich, cheesy complexity of Lunar Cheese. The aromatic profile is bright and invigorating, featuring prominent lemon zest and fresh citrus notes complemented by a creamy, cheesy backdrop. On the palate, it offers a refreshing citrus burst that gracefully transitions into a smooth, savory finish. The effects are uplifting and euphoric, promoting mental clarity and focus while providing a gentle relaxation, making it suitable for daytime use and creative endeavors.